all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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