As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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