Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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