Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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