yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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