used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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