So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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