she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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