So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
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Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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