My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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