i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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