Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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