I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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