I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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