I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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