Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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