I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
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that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
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So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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