I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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