That's intense
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
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Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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