One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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