So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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