??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
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You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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