Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
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So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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