I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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