how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
this will be a night to untag.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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