im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
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And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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