when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I have already put on my inside pants.
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