Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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