I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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