it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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