I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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