I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
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Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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