This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
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We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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