he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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