if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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