did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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