If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I wish there were birth control emojis
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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