She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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