Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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