im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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