I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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