is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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