you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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