I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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