jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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