Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She needs sedatives and a leash
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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