Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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