all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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