Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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