whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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